"Evening ladies and welcome to Friday Night fight Night and me your Minxy host! Tonight's event is sponsored by Jaymzangel who has picked our venue for this evening, and our combatants! Innnn the red corner the mysterious, moody and panty melting Jericho Barrons.... Innnn the blue corner the forceful, erotic death by sex fae V'Lane! Now boys, the rules, lots of rubbing, shoving and straddling, this is for our enjoyment not yours even if you do probably want to punch each others lights out.
"As you can see you are both in mini kilts, with remote control snaps, and Bear has the remote this week. Are you out there Bear? Hi to you too, yes you have been very good tonight, chocolate ice cream? Yes, there is a reason why you have some, oh you have eaten yous... I thought you were uncharacteristically quiet. Ladies you all have large bowls of ice cream, this is ammunition for your ice cream guns! They work like a catapult, load the spoon, aim and fire! Bear you can use my ice cream, it is vanilla I think, I have something a bit spicier here... rum and raisin! I will use that. Bear when Jay gives the word.... hit the remote and remove their kilts! No Bear the OTHER remote... that one is for your chair, yes that is why you are smiling.
"Jay, are you ready, you are very quiet tonight too, are the mirrors all turned off? Good! Ladies as you can see the ring has been surrounded by silvers, we have turned them off to stop them trying to escape. Jay you ready with the flag? Oh you couldn't find it? Yes red undies works just as well, nice set too!
"Now boys, after 3 you will begin to fight, you are fighting in cake with pink frosting, and we have ice cream guns, don't worry we Will clean you up afterwards! 1....2......3.....FIGHT! And the are off! Barrons grabs V'Lane and throws him into a sliver, good thing Jay spelled them shut. V'Lane fights back, throwing a punch at Barrons which connects. The fists are flying ladies as they pummel each other... NOW BEAR! And the kilts are off as the ice cream begins to fly and the men slip!
"You heard me correctly they are down on the floor rolling round in pink frosting and melting ice cream. Barrons gets the upper hand, pinning V'Lane to pummel his, both are hurling verbal abuse... gentleman we need to wash your mouths out with soap! Good shot Bear! That hit Barrons right in the ear and distracted him, V'Lane takes his chance and pushed Barrons to the side, but Barron's is not giving up, he has pinned V'Lane face down, straddling his back! The crowd is going wild... wait, the silvers, Jay what is wrong with the silvers, Jay... Jay what are you doing... bring Barrons back. Yes he was winning.. but... Jay.... NO! You don't know where it will take you! Ummm ladies I guess Jay has claimed her prize. Bear quick pin V'Lane down before he can get through a silver!
"Well ladies, we have V'Lane and he needs cleaned up, follow me! And if we get pri-ya'd we can get Barrons to reverse it! See you next week! Minx over and out!"